恋心を打ち明けるのにラブレターを書く人は今時少ないのかもしれませんが、別離を告げるのにメールを使う人は意外と多いのでは。
面と向かって言いにくいということもありますし、キレられたら怖いからとか、言いたい事を感情的にならずに整理するためとか、恋文と違って証拠として残っても恥ずかしくないとか、とにかくこのBreakUpEmail.comは、「破局のメール」を簡単に作るためのサービスです。

利用には特にユーザ登録も不要のお手軽サービス。
「Break up with him/her」を選んで、自分と相手の名前を入力。
あとは相手に言いたいことをチェックしていくだけです。

□ アイツは負け犬だから
□ わがまますぎるから
□ 傲慢だから
□ 薬漬けだから
□ 愛が醒めたから
□ 貧乏だから

などの結構痛い30個以上の項目に、該当するだけチェックを入れていきます。

最後に「まだ友達で居たい？」とか「またいつか会いたい？」などの質問に答え、シグネチャを選んで完了。
あっという間に、お別れのメールが出来上がります。

ちなみに以下は、自分が適当に作ったもの。
かなり辛辣な文面が出来上がりました。

Dear xxxxx,

I'm writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. Do you realize that you're a total loser? I can't believe how selfish you are. Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, jerk. Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're actually somebody. I know you'll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you're a liar. But everyone knows that already, so they won't believe you. You couldn't even pass your exams without cheating; I should have known you'd cheat on me too, asshole. I'm fed up with kissing an ashtray and seeing you waste your money on cancer sticks every day. It's disgusting. Why do you have to be so messy? How hard is it to put your dirty underwear in the laundry machine and wash a few dishes now and again? It's not easy to carry on a successful relationship with someone like you. And by that, I mean someone who is downright stupid, you feebleminded dimwit.

At first I couldn't understand what smelled so bad when I spent time with you, but now it's clear: you're spoiled like a piece of meat left out in the sun.

Sorry, but you're not even worth keeping as a friend. Give me back my keys, I don't want you coming around here anymore. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I'll beat you with a frozen salmon. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.

Get lost loser!
nao58

しかし、サヨナラの文面を考えるのも面倒だなんて。
このサービスで作られたメールを相手からもらったら、2重の意味でショックですな。。。